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Ode to Tyson
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Here's destroying you, babe
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There once was a boy named Tyson. Now, from what I hear, this Tyson boy (picture at left) is a pretty cool guy. He likes watching wrestling though, even though he knows it's fake. He has lots of freakish friends and comes up with weird web pages. To go to Tysons web page you can click the link down below, somewhere.
Tyson lives in a little city called OXNARD! Its nice and quiet there, from what i hear. But also i hear Tyson can cause huge uproars in town. One time i read of Tyson almost burning down the whole city! "that's Tyson for you. Unpredictable yet sweet as pie." said one of his friends.
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The good side
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I heard that Tyson can be rather sweet. He's a nice person from what my sources tell me. He would never hurt anyone and he tries pretty hard in school. <-- people think he might be an astronaut. Unless he's lieing, Tyson is also taking college courses, even though he's only a sophomore. WOW! I wish i could meet this wonderful Tyson boy. He sounds real nice. If youd like to talk to this boy you can check out his web site, i'm pretty sure he gives his e-mail address there. if not, too bad so sad, my dad's totally rad.
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Dedication
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This web page is dedicated to the one and only Tyson Boy. May his wonderful intentions live on and may his town burning days be done and over. and if not, may he go to jail with Jewel and the Unibomber. (jail cell viewed left.)
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Favourite links
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War Zone
i don't know if this URL will take you there, but it's worth a try, i can't just put the damned link here. i had to type the whole URL!
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Guess-a-Sketch
I can't play this one yet, so I can't give my opinion, but Tyson Boy likes it.
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Rotten.com
I just decided to put this here 'cause it's real sad, but it's cool. i think if you click that door there you can see other peoples pages, i could be wrong though.
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Email me on:
[email protected] ~or~ [email protected]
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